oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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