cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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