I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
