You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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