We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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