On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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