im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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