If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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