Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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