I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She needs sedatives and a leash
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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