to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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