i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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