its not stalking. its research.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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