Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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