I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's shark week go big or go home
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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