where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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