OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
