I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
