i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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