who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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