Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
