Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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