Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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