everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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