That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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