I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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