these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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