dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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