nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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