After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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