Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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