True but thats because hes a fetus.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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