I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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