He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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