My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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