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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Whats up?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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• (818): View more from California

  My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought

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• (716): View more from New York

  She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

  (561): View more from Florida

  Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza

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• (239): View more from Florida

  My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Who did he bring home?

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  Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.

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• (530): View more from California

  He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad

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