is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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