The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The uberlube is also flammable
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
