She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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