maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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