Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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