dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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