yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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