420 ftw
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
