her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
