lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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