i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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