You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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