No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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