would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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