i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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