Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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