omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude i'm inner monologue high
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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